Open the bottle. Try to share with the roommate. When s/he declines, even if you already know why (religion, neuroses, preference, allergy, etc) say "Right! Sorry. Well, this can't go to waste. I'll take this one for the team."
Anonymous needs to be someone that doesn't really know me. Because everyone who I am close with knows the story of my female (not s/he) roommate and Minnie Mouse. WHO!!!!
Open the bottle. Try to share with the roommate. When s/he declines, even if you already know why (religion, neuroses, preference, allergy, etc) say "Right! Sorry. Well, this can't go to waste. I'll take this one for the team."
ReplyDeleteOooOOoooo......who is Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThe answer, though, is drink the wine. Always.
ReplyDelete2/2 people agree, drink the wine.
DeleteWho indeed. No contest this month = no incentive to join the blog.
Anonymous needs to be someone that doesn't really know me. Because everyone who I am close with knows the story of my female (not s/he) roommate and Minnie Mouse. WHO!!!!
DeletePS guys, don't worry. I DRANK THE WINE
You should probably drink it. Just don't spill it on your bed. That draws the wrong kind of attention.
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