Whoever figures out who 'anonymous' is wins a special December prize pack! It may not include gluten-free hot dogs, but it will be filled with, as Money calls it, "Sarah and Jess parapherrrnalia (sic)."
Get guessing!
**All claims must be substantiated. R v Clarke (1927) 40 CLR 227 applies.
Get guessing!
**All claims must be substantiated. R v Clarke (1927) 40 CLR 227 applies.
What we know about Anonymous:
ReplyDelete1. Left comments at 9am and 2pm ET.
2. Has decent grammar and vocabulary. Thinks procedurally (e.g. (1) open bottle, (2) share with roommate...). Might have a penchant for numbers/statistics (e.g. "2/2 people agree...").
3. Does not know that Jess' roomie is a lady.
4. Sassy (e.g. "No contest this month = no incentive to join the blog").
5. Does not currently follow the blog, but still reads it.
Conclusions about Anonymous from the above listed facts:
1. Likely posting from North America or Europe.
2. Educated. Possibly in the liberal arts. Or science. Procedural thinking may suggest a masculine author.
3. No conclusion, but excludes the likes of Tess, Sarah, and Liana.
4. No conclusion.
5. No conclusion.
Conclusion:
Anonymous is none other than DR. PHIL GOLDBACH.
Alternative hypothesis:
Anonymous is none other than STEVE G.
If I out myself, do I win? Easily, in one word, not my name, to Jess. I'm in it for the maybe gluten-free hot dogs.
ReplyDeleteAck. Europe is now probably out. It'd be like 4-5am there. How mysterious.
ReplyDeleteOut yourself!
ReplyDeleteAssure my victory.
ReplyDeleteFine, you can win. But I'm still not promising gluten-free hot dogs will be included in the prize pack.
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ReplyDeleteHi, Evan.
ReplyDeleteDoes Liana win?
ReplyDeletePS does anyone know what the ratio to R v Clarke was? That was all credits to Money's nerdyness.
ReplyDeleteHi, Liana.
ReplyDeleteThe plot thickens.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't though. We're in the dénouement... unless Liana and I have to fight for the prize. Dun dun DUN!
ReplyDeleteDuel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With épées!!
ReplyDeleteRemember when Emily texted me as Phil?
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DeleteLOLZ yes
DeleteDUEL. After class. I will video tape it and post it on our blog.
ReplyDeleteI want it to be at dawn though. With épées, obvs.
ReplyDeleteIt's so stressful to see when people have deleted their comments and you don't know what they wrote :(
ReplyDeletemine was a typo. it didn't accuse anyone of spending all their time watching titus' rap.
DeleteMine was giving in and offering gluten-free hot dogs in the prize pack. But I changed my mind and withdrew that concession.
DeleteTitus has a rap? Do provide a link.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myfMf-2-miY
ReplyDeleteIt gets me every time. <3 <3 <3 <3
That's my boy. Also, the best part of that video was the referral link to 212.
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