Today I was lying on the beach having a lovely time. All of a sudden I hear a huge bang. A coconut fell from the tree above me, one inch from my head. It was rock hard. I almost died. Fun fact: about 150 people die each year from coconuts falling on their head.
I read a Roald Dahl story when I was a kid, where the guy dies from a coconut hitting him on the head. It terrified me.
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