Saturday, 15 December 2012

Monday, 10 December 2012

Near death party 2

I dove with the world's most venomous snake today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_snake


Cottage Test part 2

Does he pass?


Coconut

Today I was lying on the beach having a lovely time.  All of a sudden I hear a huge bang.  A coconut fell from the tree above me, one inch from my head.  It was rock hard.  I almost died.  Fun fact: about 150 people die each year from coconuts falling on their head.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Wish

If a genie granted me 3 wishes right now, I would only need one.   That you were coming to the Philippines with me right now. 


A post authored by $

I hate all the hotels on that stupid island in Thailand.  They are all one star and have horrible ratings and flying ants.  Sarah, don't ever go here.  You will hate it and there is no gluten free food.  And ah, my laundry is done.  My laundry is actually done.  That's it.  I'm done.  I hate sarahandjessloveeachother.com.  Nik's not far and he's coming back.  I am going to leave his stuff with Tom.  Tom did a nice thing for Jess that he put on the record yesterday.  He forwarded an email.  That's everything.

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Untitled

tee-tuce. oooo-ree. 

LIANA

Is the winner of contest #2.  Sorry Anonymous (aka Evan).  You snooze (literally), you lose. 

Monday, 3 December 2012

CONTEST #2

Whoever figures out who 'anonymous' is wins a special December prize pack!  It may not include gluten-free hot dogs, but it will be filled with, as Money calls it, "Sarah and Jess parapherrrnalia (sic)."

Get guessing!

**All claims must be substantiated.  R v Clarke (1927) 40 CLR 227 applies.

Whining about wine

I want to drink a glass (bottle) of wine. But I feel like my roommate will judge me for drinking alone in my bed.  WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Friday, 30 November 2012

Twins

I actually just logged on because I was going to write a post about IP law.  Actually.

I am excited for us all to carpool and have weekly dinner dates before, and weekly drinking dates after. 

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Trusts

Today I went to Trusts with Tess and Tom Wilson.  God, trusts is so boring.  I don't want to ever hear about a constructive trust ever again.

PS I was drinking "in class" and spilt red wine all over everything :(  

Monday, 26 November 2012

BEST NEWS I HAVE EVER HEARD

Ski trip just got better.  Infinitely better.  Tess is coming!!!  Best. News. Ever. 

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I really wanted to see our blog while I was away.  So I typed www.jessandsarah.blogspot.ca into my phone.  Woops... that's not our page!  But that blog makes me lol/:)

Sunday, 11 November 2012

TOM WILSON...

Won our contest.

Tom, your prize package includes the following Sarah and Jess favourites:
(1) Glitter
(2) An autographed picture
(3) A friendship bracelet
(4) Bubbles
(5) A gluten free hot dog

*** Plus a bonus present of an afternoon hangout with Charlie Cohen.

CONGRATULATIONS TOM!!!

Saturday, 10 November 2012

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#Iwant2usehashtagsagain #MU2M #N2SS=need2skypesoon #Ineed2beoutin5minsbutIamdistractedbyourbloginstead (#hastagfail)

Five types of champagne times infinity

Every Wednesday in Hong Kong is Ladies Night.  This means girls can drink unlimited champagne for free.  There are no Barbie cakes though.  Other bars have free unlimited booze, but that is not as exciting.

When are you coming to visit me?


Monday, 5 November 2012

www.facebookandsarahmisseachother.blogspot.ca


Money and are are having a group facebook chat with Charlie.  If only you still had facebook, you could chat with us :(  WeMUSM&N2SS.  


Thursday, 25 October 2012

Law school is hard

I am sunburnt and I just want to nap right now. But instead I need to go get drunk on a beach. WUWHWM! 

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Incomplete story

My hostel gave me $40 because I needed to sleep in wet underwear.  IMU&WUWH. 

Dear Phil,

Dear Phil,

Will you be our ski trip roommate?

Love,

Sarah and Jess


Ps Liana is our roommate too (RIL)

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

GET READY...

jessandsarahmisseachother.blogspot.ca is having a contest soon.  You have to be a follower to enter.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

XOXO dilemma

I know I would be Blair, but who would you be?  You are too good to be Serena.  Vanessa would like boys in bands, but I hate her.  And you are the best (ie I don't hate you) so you can't be her.  WHO ARE YOU???

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Missing Dr. Goldbach Sr.

I am (still) at the doctor's office. They are trying to make me wear a mask. I refuse and keep taking it off. They have already yelled at me 3 times. Actual yelling.  I hope the doctor here gives me banana medicine. It is the best. Like you.

Sorry I couldn't Skype. IMU!

Saturday, 13 October 2012

Tom Wilson

Does Tom Wilson like our blog so much that he is following it on multiple accounts?  Tom Wilson and T-Dubs are subscribers to jessandsarahmisseachother.

PS I have strep throat. 

Money sucks

Today I made Tom tell Money how amazing you are.  He did without even asking why.  He said, "Calzone Falzone?  She is awesome!"

IHDB,BILU

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Green Room

If I was in Toronto we would go to Green Room tonight.  It would not even be negotiable.  Or maybe the Lab...

Monday, 8 October 2012

Autumn un-lovin'

I just looked through your album Summer Luvin'.  I was luvin' it.  I wanted to 'like' so many pictures but I already 'liked' them so I couldn't.  It made me sad.

When I get home can we get more film and make a Winter Luvin' album? Autumn is the worst season because we are apart.  There is no Autumn Lovin'.

My roommate

I am 8 years older than my roommate.  I graduated undergrad the same year she entered high school.

If you were my roommate we would have so much fun.  Our room would be full of glitter though.

IMU.  SM.

Jess Cohen as an author

You never made me a contributor to the site.  So I did.  Now I can post as 'Jess Cohen' instead of as 'Jess and Sarah'.

Sunday, 16 September 2012

Skype

Remember when we Skyped during class last year?  We need to do that again.

IMU

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Nobody got it

Now that I am in Hong Kong and have a computer, this blog can be about both how Sarah misses Jess and how Jess misses Sarah!

To make up for 3 weeks of missed time, here is a miss per day (phew to this not being a short twitter blog).

I MISSED YOU WHEN:

1. I saw a hot India guy.  I said, "It's an Indian Matty!" Nobody got it.

2. People heard me talking on the phone with Money.  They thought I was weird.  Nobody got it.

3. I said, "I wish I was just home in bed with Charlie."  People thought I was talking about a boy.  I laughed.  Nobody got it.

4. I wanted to see if my absence away from Vitamin D affected my hair.  Nobody got it.

5.  Someone was talking about how their dad was gluten free.  I said, "Like Sarah!".  Nobody got it.

6. We went swimming one day.  But it wasn't like Erin.  Because nobody got it.

7.  Someone suggested we got champaign one night.  I said, "We need five types!"  Nobody got it.

8. One night we wanted to play drinking games.  I suggested Spin the Bottle.  Nobody got it.

9. I was playing Set one day.  Nobody got it.

10.  I wanted to get an anklet with bells on it so my feet would sing when I walk.  I did, but nobody got it.

11.  People were talking about how fun camping is and making s'mores.  I said, "And roasting marshmallows on sparklers!"  Nobody got it.

12.  I handed out my business cards one night.  Nobody got it.

13.  I wanted to speak to you so badly one night I cried.  Nobody got it.

14.  I cheers-ed you a drink on your birthday.  Nobody got it.

15.  I showed people the picture of us with Jomo.  Nobody got it.

16.  I changed my banner photo to "Eight Watermelons" (well, you changed it).  Nobody got it.

17.  We saw watermelon on the side of the road and I said, "We should get eight of those and see who wins."  We didn't.  Because nobody got it.

18.  I wore so many friendship bracelets.  People asked me why I had them.  Nobody got it.

19.  Local kids were flying a kite.  I wanted one because it would be so much fun.  Nobody got it.

20.  I wanted coconuts from the street because they reminded me of this summer.  This was the best summer.  Nobody got it.

21.  I watched "10 Things I Hate About You" on the plane ride to HK.  I was wondering what happened to Larisa Oleynik and Andrew Keegan.  You would have got it.

IMU. SM.

Thursday, 30 August 2012