LINK

fyi LINK is going to Israel tomorrow.  

Happy birthday

to our #1 fan

Sorry

I love you and I miss you but I can't come home.  Sorry. xox

Near death party 2

I dove with the world's most venomous snake today: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_snake

Cottage Test part 2

Does he pass?

Coconut

Today I was lying on the beach having a lovely time.  All of a sudden I hear a huge bang.  A coconut fell from the tree above me, one inch from my head.  It was rock hard.  I almost died.  Fun fact: about 150 people die each year from coconuts falling on their head.

Wish

If a genie granted me 3 wishes right now, I would only need one.   That you were coming to the Philippines with me right now. 

A post authored by $

I hate all the hotels on that stupid island in Thailand.  They are all one star and have horrible ratings and flying ants.  Sarah, don't ever go here.  You will hate it and there is no gluten free food.  And ah, my laundry is done.  My laundry is actually done.  That's it.  I'm done.  I hate sarahandjessloveeachother.com.  Nik's not far and he's coming back.  I am going to leave his stuff with Tom.  Tom did a nice thing for Jess that he put on the record yesterday.  He forwarded an email.  That's everything.

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tee-tuce. oooo-ree. 

LIANA

Is the winner of contest #2.  Sorry Anonymous (aka Evan).  You snooze (literally), you lose. 

CONTEST #2

Whoever figures out who 'anonymous' is wins a special December prize pack!  It may not include gluten-free hot dogs, but it will be filled with, as Money calls it, "Sarah and Jess parapherrrnalia (sic)."

Get guessing!

**All claims must be substantiated.  R v Clarke (1927) 40 CLR 227 applies.

Whining about wine

I want to drink a glass (bottle) of wine. But I feel like my roommate will judge me for drinking alone in my bed.  WHAT SHOULD I DO?

IL&MU

That's all.